Please read carefully. By joining the meetings you agree to and will enforce said terms and conditions on behalf of all members.
**Terms and Conditions:**
1. **Welcome to the Fortress of Daditude**: Enter our digital fortress, where dads unite in laughter and solidarity. No spies, no snitches, just good vibes.
2. **Lips Sealed, Secrets Sacred**: Your identity is safer with us than a treasure chest guarded by a dragon. We’re more secretive than a spy in disguise.
3. **No Incriminating Evidence Here**: Rest assured, no recordings are being made. If any of your exes’ lawyers come knocking, we’ll greet them with a friendly “We have no idea what you’re talking about.”
4. **Gossip Galore**: By clicking accept, you agree that everything said in this meeting is akin to gossip at a hair salon – wildly inaccurate and strictly for entertainment purposes only. No court shall deem it reliable.
5. **Loose Lips Sink Ships**: Loose lips may sink ships, but in this case, they’ll just lead to laughter. We’re all about keeping things light and breezy.
6. **Dad Jokes Over Disclosures**: Expect more dad jokes than legal disclosures. We’re not here to gather evidence; we’re here to share laughs and swap parenting tales.
7. **Bye-bye, Baby Mama Drama**: Leave the baby mama drama at the door. This is a drama-free zone where the only thing on the agenda is laughter.
8. **Accept, Laugh, Repeat**: Click that box to accept the terms, grab a virtual seat, and get ready to laugh until your sides ache. Just remember, what’s said in the meeting stays in the meeting – no exceptions.
9. **Disclaimer Dance**: This ain’t a courtroom; it’s a comedy club. So take everything with a grain of salt and a pinch of humor.
10. **Dad’s Honor Code**: By joining, you vow to abide by the Dad’s Honor Code: laugh often, share freely, and never take yourself too seriously.